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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:30 am | |
| Granted, but it looks tacky because you used cherry kool-aid to dye it.
I wish I didn't have headaches anymore. |
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Psychosis

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:12 am | |
| Granted, a Mob member randomly mistakes you for one of his enemies. One day, you hear your doorbell ring, you go to check it, and as soon as you touch the door, a spear flys through and kills you.
I wish we had a background./ |
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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:16 am | |
| I was anticipating someone saying, "Granted, but you lose your head."
Uh, wish denied. Sorry. I wish I was a Knight Templar. |
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Alistair

Posts : 17 Join date : 2013-07-28 Age : 24 Location : Finland
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:39 am | |
| Granted but they discover that you're a witch and they burn you.
I wish I'd get a wish without any unwanted consequences. _________________ Souta Suzuki is a faggot. :3 <3
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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:17 am | |
| That's awful lol.
Granted, but I lied and your penis turned into a snake and bit your balls, causing you a slow and painful death.
I wish I had better skills at the guitar. |
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Jor'lo Shoukyakuro

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:24 pm | |
| Granted, but the deal with the devil you had to make to get these skills forces you to burn you and your whole family alive.
I wish I knew what the meaning of life is. _________________ Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm... ...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it. |
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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:55 am | |
| Granted. The answer is death.
I wish there were a better answer. |
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Psychosis

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:15 am | |
| Granted, the answer is to live.
I wish people understood that line better D: |
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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:22 am | |
| Granted. But go away.
I wish the next sentence was true. The previous sentence was a lie. |
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Psychosis

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:27 am | |
| Granted, the solution is simple. They kill the Batman... well, they missed batman (sadly), and got you instead.
I wish more people than just me knew how to divide by zero. |
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Ichigenka Shuken

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:49 am | |
| Oh.
Granted. But now dividing by everything else becomes impossible.
I wish Kevin James came to my town. |
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Jor'lo Shoukyakuro

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:32 pm | |
| Granted, but he goes on a killing rampage and murders you with a rubber chicken.
I wish for world peace. _________________ Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm... ...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it. |
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Yuki Hana

Posts : 51 Join date : 2013-07-24 Age : 22 Location : In a pineapple under the sea baby
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:42 pm | |
| Granted, but everyone must die on this world for this to be achieved.
I wish my phone would just let me media sync it to my computer.. _________________ Tell me that I'm what you despise most in this world.... Because, I know that I'm not worth your time...
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Jor'lo Shoukyakuro

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:39 am | |
| Granted, but the new connection gives your computer the power to connect with all electronics around the world and causes the Earth to be taken over by Machines.
I wish I could travel back in time. _________________ Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm... ...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it. |
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Psychosis

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:55 am | |
| Granted, but on your way through time, you trip, resulting in an utter collapse of spacetime.
I wish I didnt have to sleep. |
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Jor'lo Shoukyakuro

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:56 am | |
| Granted, but you become a zombie because the lack of sleep kills most of your brain cells.
I wish I knew what to wish for. _________________ Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm... ...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it. |
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Alistair

Posts : 17 Join date : 2013-07-28 Age : 24 Location : Finland
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 pm | |
| Granted and you wish for your balls to be cut off.
I wish I wasn't so bored. _________________ Souta Suzuki is a faggot. :3 <3
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Yuki Hana

Posts : 51 Join date : 2013-07-24 Age : 22 Location : In a pineapple under the sea baby
 | Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:45 pm | |
| Wish granted, you end up driving down the highway 114 mph having the time of you're life with three hot chicks in the backseat when you crash & burn. idk
I wish I wasn't so sick. _________________ Tell me that I'm what you despise most in this world.... Because, I know that I'm not worth your time...
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