I Wish! :D

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, but it looks tacky because you used cherry kool-aid to dye it.

I wish I didn't have headaches anymore.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, a Mob member randomly mistakes you for one of his enemies. One day, you hear your doorbell ring, you go to check it, and as soon as you touch the door, a spear flys through and kills you.

I wish we had a background./

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

I was anticipating someone saying, "Granted, but you lose your head."

Uh, wish denied. Sorry.
I wish I was a Knight Templar.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:39 am

Granted but they discover that you're a witch and they burn you.

I wish I'd get a wish without any unwanted consequences.

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Souta Suzuki is a faggot. :3 <3

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

That's awful lol.

Granted, but I lied and your penis turned into a snake and bit your balls, causing you a slow and painful death.

I wish I had better skills at the guitar.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but the deal with the devil you had to make to get these skills forces you to burn you and your whole family alive.

I wish I knew what the meaning of life is.

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Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm...

...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it.

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted. The answer is death.

I wish there were a better answer.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, the answer is to live.

I wish people understood that line better D:

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted. But go away.

I wish the next sentence was true. The previous sentence was a lie.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, the solution is simple. They kill the Batman... well, they missed batman (sadly), and got you instead.

I wish more people than just me knew how to divide by zero.

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Oh.

Granted. But now dividing by everything else becomes impossible.

I wish Kevin James came to my town.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but he goes on a killing rampage and murders you with a rubber chicken.

I wish for world peace.

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Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm...

...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:42 pm

Granted, but everyone must die on this world for this to be achieved.

I wish my phone would just let me media sync it to my computer..

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Tell me that I'm what you despise most in this world.... Because, I know that I'm not worth your time...

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but the new connection gives your computer the power to connect with all electronics around the world and causes the Earth to be taken over by Machines.

I wish I could travel back in time.

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Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm...

...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, but on your way through time, you trip, resulting in an utter collapse of spacetime.

I wish I didnt have to sleep.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but you become a zombie because the lack of sleep kills most of your brain cells.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Fire can light up your life, show you the way, and keep you warm...

...Or burn you, maim you, and eradicate your very existence. It all depends on how you treat it.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 pm

Granted and you wish for your balls to be cut off.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

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Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:45 pm

Wish granted, you end up driving down the highway 114 mph having the time of you're life with three hot chicks in the backseat when you crash & burn. idk

I wish I wasn't so sick.

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